Naik lagi deh :((

Waduhhhhhh!!!!!
Akuuu tambah gemukk!!
Higs.

Jadi ceritanya emang akir2 ini makin ga banyak gerak gw. Padahal dah sadar dr kmrn" gw udah makin gemuk.. skrg gemuk buanged!!! Kenapa gw bisa sadar, coz barusan gw coba baju baru, ngaca2 di kaca kamar mama. Nah kelihatan tuh, dari ujung kepala sampe ujung kaki.GEMUKKK BUANGEDDDD!!!

arghhhhh!!!

Gak bisa dibiarkan ini! Stop Right NOW!
Harus brubah!

Mulai sekarang buad jadwal sehari2 ah.
Harus di List smua kegiatan positif terutama OLAH RAGA.

Draft ah:

- Sit Up
Mo Tidur 30 x
Bangun Tidur 30x
- Lari Min 30 Mnt
- Gag makan Kalo udah jam 6 lewat! (kecuali pas puasa)
- Gag makan Mie (kecuali puasa! T_T)
- No COKLAT. No KEJU. No Manis2.
- Kurangin Rokok. (untuk awal: 1 bks per hari)
- Mulai yg positif2 lagi. =)
- Bobo Teratur, cukup 6-8 jam (kecuali puasa)
- Ngak Begadang2!

Aminnnnnnnnnn bisa kelaksana!
Starttttttttttt NOWWWWWWWW!!!!!

Salman's Notes

My Best Friend, Salman Hakim wrote (tag me and others):

Wedding Plan

Today at 3:46am

Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with d wedding plan! =) At the end, choose d people u want to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know about u! =)

1. how old are you?
Twenty sumthin' laaaa... (screw me!)
2. are you single?
Hmmm... Want to knoooowwww ajaaaaa... Unfortunately no. Poor you!
3. at what age do you think you'll get married?
Dunno. To tell the truth, I don't even think about it. Duh please ya, nikahan+resepsi sama aja buang2 duid. Tp ok lah buat nyenengin Riris yg udah ngetag note aneh ini, gw isiiiii.... Puas Ris? Heu9...
4. do you think you'll marrying the person you are with now?
Owh oph korse iyes dong.
5. if not, who do you want to marry?
Someone sexy and bitchyyyyy!
6. who will be your bridesmaid & bestman?
Sylda and Tebe biar tampak beragam suku, wkwkwkwkwk... Plus Dyan, Grace, dan Awal jugaaaaaa.... Biar rame, heuheu...
7. do you want a garden/beach or traditional wedding?
Beach di sebuah pulau kecil dong biar dress code-nya seksi-seksi gituuuuhhhh... Pernikahan tertutup dan rahasia, ahahaha...
8. where do you plan to go on honeymoon?
My own cafe book store + distro + pet shop (amiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnn)
9. how many guests do you think you'll invite?
Maunya sih cuma penghulu dan saksi aja, tapi ya udahlah undang kerabat dan sahabat terdekat ajah, hahahaha... Yang jelas jangan sampe lebih dari 150 orang biar iriiiittttt... Kan gw orangnya walau kelak tajir bgt tpnya pelidz, heuheuheu...
10. will that include your exes?
Wuihhhh iya dong! Biar pada syirik dan mantan gw yg psiko jadi pembunuh, ahahay~
11. how many layers of cake do you want?
999 biar heboh ketiup angin pantay dan ambruk, heuheu...
12. when do you want to get married, morning or evening?
Midnite biar khusyu.
13. name the song/tune you'd like to play at your wedding? Beethoven - Moonlight sonata biar tambah khusyu... (Serius!)
14. do you prefer fine dining or just normal spoon&fork?knife?
Fine dining.
15. champagne or red wine?
RED WINE!
16. honeymoon right after the wedding or days after the wedding?
Neither. Kan sibuk ngurus cafe book store, distro, & pet shop + rumah bordil (mungkin). Owh... Poor you my lovely wife! Again, screw me!
17. money or household items as gifts?
Money, money, money, money... Lots of moneeeeeeeeeeeyyyy! Ahahay~
18. how many kids would you like to have?
Six kids with six different religion in Indonesia plus twins: one agnostic and one atheis. Six + twins = me x my lovely wife. Hahahaha...
19. will you record your honeymoon in DVD/CD?
Hahahahaha... Oh dear... It's so lame.. Please deh!
20. whose wedding plan would you like to know next?

Sumpah gw gak usil koooooo orangnya... Tapi yaaaaa.... Sok ateuh pada ngisi yang kena tag, hahahaha... Sok dimulai dari Sylda yang mau nikah lagi, hahahaha...

And the comment is:

Sylda Bizz

asemmmmmmmmmmm...
kok gw mo nikah lagii??
asikkkkkkk bridesmaid!
bukan bawa bunga bawa botol red wine ye cut..
wkkwkwkwkwkw.... bsk gw krmh lo ye abis maghrib.... Read More
or ktemuan d t4 biasa! hmmm?

Salman Hakim

Ahahahaha... Iya dong nikah lagi Syl biar gw bisa gangguin lw akad nikah mpe ngakak2 lagiiii... Nikah lagi pleaseeee...!!! Eiimmm... Hahahaha... Rez!
Iyah bawa red wine biar gw ga perlu keluar duid buat red wine lagi, xixixixixixi...
Oke ke rumah aja jam 7an lewat.

Sylda Bizz

Rez!
gilak aja lo, masa gw hrs ketawa2 lg pas akad nikah..
orang2 pada nanggis gw gigit lidah biar ga ngakak gt?
Wakkakakakak.
Iah untung yah lo ma tebe hadir pas gw merit.... Read More
tar lo merit gw jg mesti hadir byar ketawa2in lo sambil pamer rokok. WKKWKWKWKWK
Oks jam 7 ogut dtg yeee...

Salman Hakim

Ah ga ngaruuuhhh kan kita semua bakal terbahak-bahak ketika gw nikah, hahahaha...
Iya Syl nikah lagi dong biar bisa ketawa-ketawa lagi di hari spesial, xixixixixi...

Sylda Bizz

wegh.... cape cut nikah lagi.. lo kira konde ga berat, lo kira bulu mata palsu ga bikin ngantuk? lo kira kebaya ga bikin panas. secara perut gw sudah berontak pengen lepas korset! WKKWKWKWKWK

Salman Hakim

Mangkanya location and dress code-nya kayak gw dong biar santay... Hahahahaha...

Sylda Bizz

Kalo kmrn plan gw, mo nikah di puncak gunung semeru cut nikahnya. biar makin dikit yg dtg, kan enak tuh baju kawinnya pake carrier ma sendal gunung. wkwkkwkw.
Gw curiga lo nikah bikin dress code ala space gt lg...
hiiiii panasssssss... T_T alien2 pula.

Onie Su

jaahh..ini mah curiga pililaeun kewongnya...wedding plannya kek gini...but deal with no. 7, 9,10 and 13

btw..nikahan tengah malem?..dah kayak dewi persik ajeeu..tapi gud juga tuuhh..secara kalong khan..gag mungkin bangun di pagi hari..:P

Salman Hakim

Jiah dress code yg riweuh itu mah. Dress code-nya kan dah jelas tuh di atas, hehehehe... Iya di puncak gunung ajah trus lw tinggal di utan sendirian, hahahaha... Rez!

Salman Hakim

@Onie: Hahahaha... Lama gara2 nunggu tajir ya Nie? Hahahaha... Iya mangkanya midnite biar ga kesiangan akad nikah, wkwkwkwkwk...

Tubagus Faldhi

ayo syl gw dukung.....

Sylda Bizz

Rez!
trs jadinya gw d kawinin ma orang utan gt?
eitttttttttttz be jgn main dukung2 aja... mending lo next!
kan tinggal itung waktu aja lo be..
gw kadoin Vodka deh pak penghulunya.. wkkwkwkkw!

Sylda Bizz

cut ijin copas buad di blog gw bole ga? pembicaraan ringan yg lucu buad jd kenang2an negh!

Tubagus Faldhi

yah gw mah dukung yg mana aja yg penting gw bisa ketawa hahahahahhahahahah......
bohong ga ketawa kl lo be2 yg nikahan mah....

Sylda Bizz

ihh gw mah lo nikah bkn ktawa lg be, joget jaipongan gw di depan camera sambil triak2
I'M GROOVY!!!!!!!!!
kwkwkwkkw

Tubagus Faldhi

hahahahahaha..... lo kira lg iklan
kita hening sejenak aja dulu bayangin salman yang kawin orangnya kan dah off tuh.....

Salman Hakim

@Sylda: Hajar Syl! Blog lw yg mana yah? Ko gw ga pernah ngendus baunya? Hahaha.. Iya kan lw ga cocok idup brg org Syl, jd di utan deh, wkwkwk.. Peace ah! Rez lagee!
@TB: Si gw tetap menyimak Be, haha.. Iyah kan gw mau menyaingi Marshanda joged2 gutak gitek gual geol tapi ga nyanyi krn gw, lw, & Sylda suaranya terlalu emas buat nyanyi, wkwkwk..

Sylda Bizz

wakawkkawkawkwa....... tenang; gw jadi wedding singer lo bedua! harus dan pastinya!
Rez!
btr edit2 blog dl, lucu aja buat cerita hari tua nanti.. akakak

Salman Hakim

Astajim.. Syl, kalo lw jd wed singer, kelak kalo anak2 gw nanya apa itu bencana alam ya pasti jawab: kalo Papap, Tante Sylda, & Om Tebe jadi penyanyi, wkwkwk..

Sylda Bizz

REZ!
yang ada jg anak lo kelak terkagum kagum dengan kemerduan suara gw yg nyanyi: seandainya sahabatkuu.. dari luar angkasa..........
Wakkakakakak

Salman Hakim

@Sylda: iye, mangkanya lw tadi pake ngarang2 nikahan gw dress code-nya alien2 gt! Eiim? WKWKWKWK..

Sylda Bizz

Maksud loooogggghhhhhhh??
gw yang alien apa biar mecink ma lagu fav gw gtuhh??
Rez!!!

Salman Hakim

Of course alien yg bitchy dong dear.. Hagshagshags.. Tebe mah teuteup alien yg cipit & suka berkata: haiiiya kalu lu olang gag pelcaya, yu olang boleh tanya & cek ke toko sebelah ha.. Ahahahaha.. *kabooorrr*

Sylda Bizz

wkwkwkwkwkwkwk!!!
ngakak asem!
beeeee... lima libu dapat tiga, lima libu dapat tiga...
ini balang galanci, u orang gakkan lugi!!
... Read More
WKWKKWKWKW!!!

^_^
This sounds funny to be remembered!
When we were old someday, we'll smile.

LiL' quotes of the day!

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You know when you need a rest. You know what
to get worked up about and what to get rid of.
And you know when it's time to take care of
yourself, for yourself. To do something that
makes you stronger, faster, more complete.
Because you know it's never too late to have a life.
And never too late to change one.
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Gempaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

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WHOAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Semoga ga terjadi apa".
Semoga semuanya baik-baik ajah!!!

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